The Wit and Class of a Filipino
A Filipino walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to the Philippines on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Filipino hands over the keys of a new Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Filipino produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Pinoy for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Pinoy returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Pinoy replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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Napaisip tuloy ako na isang paraan ito ng direktor upang imulat ang isipan ng mga Pilipino na may mga taong tulad ni Osmond, at dumadami ang kanilang lahi kaya dapat ay maging bukas na aking lipunan upang tanggapin ang nasabing phenomenon. Rating this film using the scale of 0 to 10, 10 being the highest, Im giving it 5. Sumunod naman naming pinanood ang lalong pinag-uusapang Aishite Imasu 1941. Although mas may appeal ang Enteng Kabisote dahil sa mga visual effects at ang Sigaw at Spirit of the Glass, mas inabangan ko ang film na ito dahil sa kontrobersyal na pagganap ni Dennis Trillo. Ang tema ng pelikula ay tipikal lamang, kuwento ng pag-ibig sa pamilya, kaibigan at inang-bayan. Talagang kapansin-pansin ang pagganap ni Dennis bilang si Ignacio Basa, isang bakla na umibig sa isang hapon na si Captain Ichiru (Jay Manalo) kung saan ni-reciprocate naman ng huli ang pag-ibig ni Ignacio o Inya sa pelikula.
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